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admin — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 00:30:37 +0000

Life is all about having fun, get some girls and enjoy it to the fullest, right?

Sometimes, you are anxious, you don’t know what to do. You are confused by all the opportunities that you have in life and you believe that you will never be happy! Chill People!

It’s time to relax and have some fun on the internet… Today, you can play many games! They are so many games available on the internet, it’s insane! Can you believe that 35% of iphone apps are games! Now the question is to take advantage of that… because you are stressed out, you have a lot of work to do and you don’t know what to do how to relax. There is a simple trick: play games and enjoy the experience! A lot of people on earth are not happy with what they have but playing games is a great opportunity… Just open up yourself to a moment of fun by playing games… Sometimes, it’s not that easy because you have so many things to think about at the same time: kids, work, future, partner, health,…

But at the end of the day, what matters is the way you think about it! Just focus on enjoying every single moment when you play games. As many psychologists say when they talk about happiness, focus on the process of being happy not on the outcome! You will realize that you can do always better and that will frustrate you and make you unhappy… If you focus on the positive and try to find moments of joy and happiness, you will enjoy your life with a different perspective!

I hope this moment of philosophy was helpful and from now on you will enjoy it! Have fun!

The Most Awesome Viral Videos of 2009

admin — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:37:06 +0000

Viral videos shape the internet as we know it. Sites like YouTube, Break, Daily Motion and more bring us the greatest entertainment on the net!

Here is a wrap up of the most awesome viral video’s for 2009.

Enjoy because it’s a lot of fun!

5 Awesome Site for Movie Trailers

admin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:11:24 +0000

APPLE
Yes, Apple. The Mac guys. Apple is probably the kings when it comes to movie trailers. All of the videos have excellent quality and sound as they use Quicktime. Yep, you need to have quicktime installed to watch the trailers but it’s worth it. Who doesn’t have quicktime installed nowadays anyway?

COMING SOON
ComingSoon.net doesn’t actually host too many trailers themselves, but they do have links to all the latest trailers and they are updated daily. I have no idea how they keep on top of this, but they do a brilliant job.

TRAILER ADDICT
Part of the Break Media Empire, Trailer Addict is less than a year old (Started Dec 2007) and already has over 1 million visitors per month. When you visit the site you will see why. All of their trailers are hosted on their own servers and are all flash videos. They even give you the code to embed movie trailers on your own site, if you have one. Trailer Addict is a great source for the latest trailers, make sure you check them out.

HOLLYWOOD.COM
Hollywood.com is also pretty quick to bring the latest trailers. However, it can take a while to watch the trailer. The site does ask a lot of questions about your connection type before starting the trailer itself. This can kinda be a little annoying after a while.

YAHOO!
I put Yahoo! at number 5 because I expect a lot more from Yahoo! The video quality isn’t the greatest as they use a flash player and I always seem to have problems when it comes to watching the trailer. It stalls, freezes, slows down and is generally rubbish. Yahoo! have such a large array of sources available to them, I would like to see a better effort from them. Yahoo! does pick up the occasional exclusive trailer which is the only reason why they made it on the list, but the playback just irritates me. Maybe you will have better luck than I do when it comes to watching them.

Cheating Husband Prank Call

admin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 04:41:16 +0000

There isn’t actually too much too watch on this video. All you want to do is listen to the audio.

This dude is cheating on his wife and gets busted on the radio. Whilst he is on air he tells his wife that he is cheating on her because she doesnt use “the mouth”. Its hilarious…but sad for the wife. But still hilarious anyway!

Las Vegas Hooker

admin — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:36:06 +0000

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?”

Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”

Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”

“Yes.”

“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”

Guy says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”

The hooker replies, “$1,500.”

I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”

The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “Sign me up.”

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,

“How much for some pussy?”

The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”

“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”

Cool Way To Hustle Some Free Drinks

admin — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:35:17 +0000

This is a pretty cool trick to get some free beers.

Mel Gibson’s Naked Russian Girlfriend

admin — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 04:09:35 +0000

Have you wanted to know what all the fuss was over in regards to Mel Gibson and his cheating ways?

Let me introduce you to Oksana Pochepa, the Russian pop princess that Mel Gibson hooked up with and ultimately ruined his marriage, and helped him lose a crapload of money.

This is the music clip of one of her songs. She is nude in this, but like Britney Spears she covers herself well. I can see why Mel was seduced.

Cool Books For Kids by Mo Willems

admin — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:43:45 +0000

I dont want to brag or anything, but I am the world’s best Dad and Im also the world’s best uncle. I choose the best gifts for the little nuggets that are in my life.

Now, with my help, I can make you the best Uncle, Dad, Mum, Aunty, Sister or strange old lady from next door.

Mo Willems writes the best kids books. They are hilarious and easy to read. By buying these books for the kids in your life you will easily become a dude like me.
Here is a selection that you should buy and make you the favorite in the family!!

Carmen Electra in Playboy

admin — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 04:45:46 +0000

Im going to go out on a limb here and suggest there has been a little bit of photoshopping done here. Especially the pubic hair playboy bunny…

Still hot though.

5 useful text messages to pick up a woman or reconnect…

admin — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 05:00:12 +0000

Guess what…

I just met…

You are not gonna believe it…

I heard a weird story about you…

I just heard that xxx song… made me think of you/that night/that moment…

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