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Valentine’s Day Jiggler Hearts

1/2 cup thawed frozen strawberries (with juice)
4 envelopes plain unflavored Knox gelatine
2 cups cold water
1 (6 ounce) can frozen apple juice concentrate

Mix strawberries in a blender. Stir unflavored gelatine into the cold water and heat slowly over medium-low heat until the gelatin is totally dissolved.

Stir together the strawberries and gelatin mixture then add frozen apple juice concentrate. Stir until apple juice concentrate has dissolved.

Spray a 9 x 12-inch pan with Pam cooking spray.

Pour the mixture into the pan and chill until firm.

To unmold turn the pan upside down over a countertop. Using heart-shape cookie-cutters cut hearts out of the gelatin.

Thanks to recipeonline.org

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Valentine Raspberry Chocolate Fudge Red Velvet Cake

1 (18 1/4 ounce) box red velvet cake mix
1 (3.9 ounce) box instant chocolate fudge pudding
and pie filling mix
1 1/4 cups water
1/2 cup cr

Thanks to recipeonline.org

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It’s all about having fun!

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Here is a wrap up of the most awesome viral video’s for 2009.

Enjoy because it’s a lot of fun!

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Let me give you 10 best tips to pick up girls from the best pick up artists in the world:

1/ Don’t be shy: the ones that get rejected are the winners because at least they tried!

2/ Be unique: wear something unique not just a random tee-shirt and sneakers

3/ Ask unique questions when you talk to girls: what was your dream job when you were a kid? If there was one thing to change the world, what would you do?

4/ Lead the conversation: you are the one who is in charge, not the girl!

5/ Set your objectives: stick to it! you will get phone numbers eventually…

6/ Have condoms in your pocket: it’s always useful… and good for your mindset!

7/ Keep the momentum: when you have opened a set of girls, it will be easier to open another one…

8/Demonstrate value: show girls that you are cool, that you have traveled and you have some fun stories to tell…

9/ Make them feel unique: ask for their advice on something specifc or show that you are interested but then pull back (one step ahead two steps behind…)

10/ Last but not least: smile and have fun! Girls will appreciate it…

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COMING SOON
ComingSoon.net doesn’t actually host too many trailers themselves, but they do have links to all the latest trailers and they are updated daily. I have no idea how they keep on top of this, but they do a brilliant job.

TRAILER ADDICT
Part of the Break Media Empire, Trailer Addict is less than a year old (Started Dec 2007) and already has over 1 million visitors per month. When you visit the site you will see why. All of their trailers are hosted on their own servers and are all flash videos. They even give you the code to embed movie trailers on your own site, if you have one. Trailer Addict is a great source for the latest trailers, make sure you check them out.

HOLLYWOOD.COM
Hollywood.com is also pretty quick to bring the latest trailers. However, it can take a while to watch the trailer. The site does ask a lot of questions about your connection type before starting the trailer itself. This can kinda be a little annoying after a while.

YAHOO!
I put Yahoo! at number 5 because I expect a lot more from Yahoo! The video quality isn’t the greatest as they use a flash player and I always seem to have problems when it comes to watching the trailer. It stalls, freezes, slows down and is generally rubbish. Yahoo! have such a large array of sources available to them, I would like to see a better effort from them. Yahoo! does pick up the occasional exclusive trailer which is the only reason why they made it on the list, but the playback just irritates me. Maybe you will have better luck than I do when it comes to watching them.

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This dude is cheating on his wife and gets busted on the radio. Whilst he is on air he tells his wife that he is cheating on her because she doesnt use “the mouth”. Its hilarious…but sad for the wife. But still hilarious anyway!

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Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”

Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”

“Yes.”

“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”

Guy says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”

The hooker replies, “$1,500.”

I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”

The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “Sign me up.”

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,

“How much for some pussy?”

The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”

“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”

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