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Las Vegas Hooker

admin — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 04:36:06 +0000

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?”

Hooker replies, “It starts at $500 for a hand-job.”

Guy says, “$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!”

The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further down?”

“Yes.”

“And beyond that, do you see that third Denny’s?”

“Yes.”

“Well,” says the hooker, smiling invitingly, “I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that’s worth $500.”

Guy says, “What the hell? You only live once. I’ll give it a try.” They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, “I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?”

The hooker replies, “$1,500.”

I wouldn’t pay that for a blow-job!”

The hooker replies, “Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that’s worth every cent of $1,500.”

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, “Sign me up.”

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money’s worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,

“How much for some pussy?”

The hooker says, “Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?”

“Damn!” the guy says, in awe, “You own the whole city?”

“No,” the hooker replies, “but I would if I had a pussy.”

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Cool Way To Hustle Some Free Drinks

admin — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 04:35:17 +0000

This is a pretty cool trick to get some free beers.

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Evian Roller Skating Babies Commercial

admin — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:13:57 +0000

This video will surely go viral. It is the newest ad from Evian and it features some roller skating babies. The video is both hilarious and a little creepy at the same time.

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A History of Pepsi Logo's

admin — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:38:25 +0000

I am a HUGE fan of Pepsi. In my opinion, Pepsi kicks Coke’s ass any day. Pepsi tastes better and the Pepsi brand is superior.

Not everyone will agree with me, but this is my blog and you can stop me.

Anyway, I was surfing the web today and I came across the new Pepsi logo. Im in Australia, so we are a little behind the times here and this new Pepsi logo was totally new for me. I dont mind the new Pepsi logo, but I think Pepsi needs to make a decision and stick with it. I have seen the logo change a few times in my lifetime, and the Coke logo has never changed.

So, I decided to have a look back at all the Pepsi logo’s since birth and share them with you and hopefully switch you over to Pepsi if you weren’t already a fan

Pepsi Logo 1898

Pepsi Logo 1905

Pepsi Logo 1906

Pepsi Logo 1940

Pepsi Logo 1950

Pepsi Logo 1962

Pepsi Logo 1973

Pepsi Logo 1991

Pepsi Logo 1998

Pepsi Logo Current

The New Pepsi Logo

As you can see, there have been a lot of changes to the Pepsi logo over the years. The new one isn’t really my cup of tea though. I have to say my fave will always be the version from 1973.

What do you think? What is your favorite over the years? or are you just a Coke fan?

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