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Lesbian Action That Your Wife Will Want To Watch

My wife is always busting my chops about seeing “girlie” movies. They drive me up the wall. 27 Dresses, for example, is one of those crap movies. But she is my wife. If I don’t see these crappy movies it means I won’t get any action in the sack. It’s a small sacrifice I make to get some boob.

However, things are changing. Crappy movies for the chicks are starting to make things a little easier for us guys. For instance, Vicky Christina Barcelona is about to come out. It stars Scarlett Johansson (hornbag), Penelope Cruz (had sex with Tom Cruise, FAIL!) and some goobie guy. The thing about this movie is the hot lesbian action between Scarlett and Penelope. Check out the trailer below and you will see the action at around the 2 minute mark.

The best way to go about this and score some awesome browning points is to tell the wife “You always like those girly movies, did you want to go see Vicky Christina Barcelona?”
Not only will she think you are a legend for prompting this, you are guaranteed some sweet action when you get home! You can thank me later.


Toe Jam Music Video

How brilliant is this video??
The song is awesome too.

Now, where can I find the uncensored clip??


Tropic Thunder: Worst. Movie. Ever

Tropic Thunder. Worst Movie EverOh my god. Please. Somebody rip my eyes out of their sockets and feed them to a small rabid dog. Tropic Thunder sucked! I borrowed the DVD from my sister after hearing mixed reports about the movie. Some people were saying that it was hilarious and some people were saying that it was crap.
I sat down with my wife to watch Tropic Thunder after a lovely meal that she had made especially for me. (My favorite, Carbornara). To top the night off we decided to sit down and enjoy the movie. We both like Ben Stiller and we both think Jack Black is hilarious, especially in Shallow Hal. Hell, even Tom Cruise was supposed to be brilliant in this. I dont even like Tom Cruise, but he was hilarious in Goldmember. But Tropic Thunder was really bad. It was so bloody boring. I ended up stepping outside to take the clothes off of the line just to get away from it. Yes, you are reading this correctly. I chose manual labor over watching a “comedy”!
In the end, we ended up stopping the movie and throwing the new season of Scrubs into the DVD player and sit back and enjoy some good laughs…


Samuel L Jackson Does Joe Dolce's 'Shaddup You Face'

Brilliant.


Red Band Marine Recruiting Video

A recently declassified Marine recruiting video done by the Harding Institute under contract from the U.S.Marine Corps. The Harding Institute were asked to make a “hardcore recruiting video” and this is what they came up with.


The Playboy Archive

PlayBoy Archive

Obviously we all read Playboy solely for the articles. Those interesting articles. Now, we can catch up with some reading directly from Playboy themselves thanks to the recently launched Playboy Archive website. Playboy have opened the Playboy Archive and you have access to 53 copies from the past 50 years for FREE. Yes, you read that correctly.

Hugh Heffner is a smart business man and by giving users free access to the past issues of Playboy he will be trying to lure visitors to buy a subscription package to the site giving you full access.

To get access to the Playboy Archive, you do need to have Microsoft Silverlight installed on your computer. This can be downloaded for free from Microsoft here.

If Hugh Heffner does happen to read this post, can I please come to one of your parties at the Playboy Mansion. PLEASE???!!!!???!!!!


Britney Spears Nipple in Womanizer Video

This is the uncensored version of Britney Spears Womanizer video. There isnt anything bad on here, its just some of the censored versions have more steam on the screen when Britney is rolling around naked.

Not that you see anything anyway! Or do you…..?

Have a close look at this screen capture. Do you see the slightest hint of nipple? I think I do….

Britney Spears Nipple in Womanizer

Tell me you see it!! I know you do!!

Anyway, here is the video. See if you can spot the nipple!


Sexy Babes from Games Wallpapers

When it came to giving this post a title, I had no idea. Basically, this is set of wallpapers features chicks from video games. Its for all the horny nerds out there….

To download these wallpapers, click on one of the thumbnails and you will see a full preview. At the bottom of the screen you will see a green arrow. Click on this to get the full image!


Dude Caught Cheating

Dont you love it when dude’s get caught cheating on camera?? I know I do.

This one is hilarious.