Chris Angel Removes Bra's by Magic
Autore: admin | Categoria: Entertainment, Video | Tags: boobs, chicks, chris angel, douchebag, illusionist, magician, youtube | Leave a comment »
Douchebag magician or “illusionist” Chris Angel is best known for his stupid tricks. Here is again removing bras off of chicks that still have them on. He does a pretty good job with this, plus he gets to see boobies.
This is on YouTube, so the boobs are blurred. DAMN IT!
No Speaka Da English
Autore: admin | Categoria: Entertainment, Humor | Tags: italian, mississippi, racist joke | Leave a comment »Nothing like a racist joke to get the day rolling….
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
‘Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.’
The lady can’t take this any more, ‘You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig.’ She retorted indignantly. ‘In this country, we don’t speak aloud on Public Places about our sex lives.’
‘Hey, coola down lady, ‘ said the man. ‘Who talkin’abouta sex? I’m a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell ‘Mississippi’,’
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Camerons House From Ferris Buellers Day Off is For Sale
Autore: admin | Categoria: Entertainment, Movies | Tags: ferrari, ferris bueller, financial crisis, google, google maps, house | Leave a comment »Remember Camerons house from Ferris Buellers Day Off? The one where the Ferrari was stored before it went flying out of the window into the creek below. Is it becoming clearer to you now?
If you have a cool $2,300,000 laying around during this financial crisis, you will be able to pick this 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom baby up.
Have a look around a contact the agent if you are interested!
You can check it on Google Maps too.
Jessica Biel Nude Scene in Powder Blue
Autore: admin | Categoria: Celebrities, Entertainment, Movies, Video, Women | Tags: 7th heaven, aunt flo, head jobs, jessica biel, justin timberlake, movie, nude, powder blue, son of a bitch, stripper | Leave a comment »Everybodys favorite 7th Heavener, well, my favorite person from the show. Not that I watched the show. Well, I did. but only for Jessica Biel.
Fuck me. Justin Timberlake is on lucky son of a bitch. He gets to pound Jessica Biel whenever he wants too. Except when her “Aunt Flo” is over once a month, but I bet during that week she gives the best fucking head jobs ever.
Anyway, here she is in all her glory for her new film, Powder Blue. The title of the movie makes it sound so fucking boring, but after seeing this I plan to take a box of tissues and whack out some bad boys all over the seat in front of me.
Watch Country Restricted Videos
Autore: admin | Categoria: Gear, Software | Tags: adult swim, country restrictions, hotspot shield, Hulu, ip address, mtv music videos, proxy, restricted | Leave a comment »
I love internerding across the web. I also love watching video websites too.
However, being outside of the US really has its downfalls. Many websites block me from viewing the videos because I’m not a US resident. It sucks. Its total BS if you ask me. Sites like Hulu, Adult Swim and MTV Music Videos will let me load up the site and view all of the content, but as soon as I want to watch a video I’m advised that the video is only available for US residents.
But, thanks to Hotspot Shield I can avoid this. Hotspot Shield is a light weight application that will run through your browser. Basically, it allocates you an IP address from the US, therefore avoiding country restrictions. It’s brilliant. When you come across a site that has country blocking, just open up Hotspot Shield, give it a moment to allocate you a new IP and you are set! And, Hotspot Shield is completely free!
Sherlock Holmes Trailer
Autore: admin | Categoria: Entertainment, Movies | Tags: corset, drug addict, jude law, rachel mcadams, robert downey jnr, sherlock holmes, trailer, watson | Leave a comment »Robert Downey Jnr is a dude and the new Sherlock Holmes movie looks fucking sweet. Not because Rachel McAdams stars in it and in the trailer below she is in a corset, but because Robert Downey Jnr will actually be able to play Sherlock Holmes with brilliance.
Did you know that in the original Sherlock Holmes books, Sherlock was a huge drug addict. Just like Downey Jnr, so Downey playing Sherlock is justified.
This trailer looks awesome and so does Rachel McAdams. And for the ladies, Jude Law joins Robert Downey Jnr playing Watson.
Suicide Girls: Beauty Redefined Book
Autore: admin | Categoria: Books, Entertainment | Tags: amazon, baywatch, beautiful women, betty page, bunny yeager, missy suicide, suicide girls, tv shows | Leave a comment »
SuicideGirls.com is one of the internet’s most visited sites, peaking over 1 million visitors per week. To give you an idea on how popular it is, DudeWorldOrder.com has about 700 visitors a week! Yeh, I know, no one visits my blog. Sigh.
Anyway, with such popularity Suicide Girls is now a very mainstream site and has been seen or heard in TV shows, movies and more. So why wouldn’t they release a book called Suicide Girls: Beauty Redefined?
This giant tome provides a timely look at the fascinating women who created and inhabit the SG community. With an introduction by SG founder, Missy Suicide and images of hundreds of Suicide Girls world-wide, this title shines a light on a new female aesthetic – a look reminiscent of vintage Betty Page and Bunny Yeager photos, but with a decisively 21st century edge. “There’s no other place in the media to see girls (like these) who are tremendously smart and beautiful in their own way” says Missy, “Everywhere you look you just see the super-thin, super-tall, bleach blonde Baywatch babe. There are a lot of people out there who want to see a different kind of beauty.”
Now, be prepared. This is a massive book. Over 390 pages of beautiful women expressing themselves in their own way. You can pick the book up from Amazon for around $30.
Sexy Chinese Babes Used to Sell Phones
Autore: admin | Categoria: Babes, Women | Tags: chinese, HKC, mobile phones | Leave a comment »Im disgusted at HKC phones. They are blatantly using hot Chinese babes to sell their mobile phones.
Who the hell do they think they are? Just have a look at these photos and tell me how disgusted you are at these pictures. I, for one, could not stop looking at them. I was up all night looking at these pictures of sexy Chinese babes over and over again. Now I have a tired arm…..
16 Awesome Screensavers
Autore: admin | Categoria: Gear, Software, Wallpapers | Tags: blue screen of death, clock, dance, digg, dude, dude world, fire, japan, plane, polar, rss, star trek, toasters | 5 Commenti »Who said screensavers were dead? Sure, our monitors dont really need them anymore and screen burn is a thing of the past, but some people still like them. I love them. I think they are great, so I thought I would share some of my favorites with you.
POLARCLOCK
I have to start with Polar Clock. This is my favorite screensaver. This is version number 3 and it just keeps getting better and better. Its available for both Mac and Windows, and also as a dashboard widget for OSX Tiger.

FIRE
This one is cool. Its sets your desktop on fire. Each and every item on your desktop – including icons and all open windows will appear to catch on fire, glowing and emitting a smoke. If you have your sound on, the fire will even crackle and pop.

FLYING TOASTERS
I remember when I got my first screensaver. It was the flying toasters screensaver pack called….ummmm…..I cant remember. I think it was made by Berkely Systems or something like that. Anyway, there was a heap of screensavers on there and Flying Toasters was one of them.

FAAR CLOCK
A giant Analog clock that looks fanastic, and it tells you the time!

TWINGLY
Using RSS Feeds from blogs around the world, Twingly plots where the activity is happening on a spinning globe.

FLIP CLOCK
Yep, another clock screensaver. I guess I like clock screensavers. What can I say? This one looks like one of those old fashioned flip clocks.

BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
Would you call me a liar if I told you that this screensaver has actually been made by Microsoft? Go ahead, click the link and you will be taken to the Microsoft website! This Microsoft screensaver cycles between different Blue Screens and simulated boots every 15 seconds or so. Virtually all the information shown on Bluescreen’s BSOD and system start screen is obtained from your system configuration!

HAND WRITTEN CLOCK
Before you groan, yes I am aware that I have added another clock to this list. But clock screensavers have double the value of other screensavers. Firstly, its a screensaver and secondly, its a clock. This one is cool because the numbers are handwritten, with a hand coming in each time to write the new number. This includes seconds!
ELECTRIC SHEEP Now this is one cool screensaver. It is actually open source and thousands of people have contributed to it. How do they contribute? Well, when their computers “sleep”, the screen saver comes on and the computers communicate with each other by the internet to share the work of creating morphing abstract animations known as “sheep”. Its fantastic.
DANCING JAPANESE GIRLS This one is a little weird. Its a clock, that flick to a group of Japanese girls dancing, then flicks back to a clock. If dancing Japanese girls and clocks are your thing, then this combines into the perfect screensaver for you.
DIGG
All of the products from Digg Labs are now available as screensavers. My favorite is Stack, but you can also download:
BigSpy
Swarm
Arc
STAR TREK SYSTEM 47
This one is for all the nerds who love Star Trek. Personally, Im a Star Wars fan, but I do like this screensaver. It turns your desktop into the library system from Star Trek. It will runs scans of the universe and the Enterprise.
FIREFLIES
This one was just too pretty to leave out.
16 awesome Screensavers
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