Retarded Police Officer – Boobies!


Are You A Desperate Nerd Looking for Love? And You Have Skype?

SkyeCandy is a speed dating service that uses Skype. SkyeCandy will match you up with people close to your home or from around the world via video chat using Skype’s free service.

Here, let the advert explain….

I guess the beauty of this is that you will be able to see if the person on the other side is a hot little cutie that they say they are, instead of a fat, hairy dude acting like one.


Gemma Atkinson Lingerie Pictures


2009 Oscars Interactive You Tube Hunt

Ever since You Tube started allowing users to add links and comments to videos, a new social interactivity is starting to take place. Here is an excellent example.

This is a game using video’s on You Tube. Basically you have to spot the difference on between 2 pictures. Click the difference in the video and you will automatically be taken to the next video. Its pretty cool. Start by watching the video below…


Petra Nemcova Lingerie Pictures


Lesbian Action That Your Wife Will Want To Watch

My wife is always busting my chops about seeing “girlie” movies. They drive me up the wall. 27 Dresses, for example, is one of those crap movies. But she is my wife. If I don’t see these crappy movies it means I won’t get any action in the sack. It’s a small sacrifice I make to get some boob.

However, things are changing. Crappy movies for the chicks are starting to make things a little easier for us guys. For instance, Vicky Christina Barcelona is about to come out. It stars Scarlett Johansson (hornbag), Penelope Cruz (had sex with Tom Cruise, FAIL!) and some goobie guy. The thing about this movie is the hot lesbian action between Scarlett and Penelope. Check out the trailer below and you will see the action at around the 2 minute mark.

The best way to go about this and score some awesome browning points is to tell the wife “You always like those girly movies, did you want to go see Vicky Christina Barcelona?”
Not only will she think you are a legend for prompting this, you are guaranteed some sweet action when you get home! You can thank me later.


Toe Jam Music Video

How brilliant is this video??
The song is awesome too.

Now, where can I find the uncensored clip??


Tropic Thunder: Worst. Movie. Ever

Tropic Thunder. Worst Movie EverOh my god. Please. Somebody rip my eyes out of their sockets and feed them to a small rabid dog. Tropic Thunder sucked! I borrowed the DVD from my sister after hearing mixed reports about the movie. Some people were saying that it was hilarious and some people were saying that it was crap.
I sat down with my wife to watch Tropic Thunder after a lovely meal that she had made especially for me. (My favorite, Carbornara). To top the night off we decided to sit down and enjoy the movie. We both like Ben Stiller and we both think Jack Black is hilarious, especially in Shallow Hal. Hell, even Tom Cruise was supposed to be brilliant in this. I dont even like Tom Cruise, but he was hilarious in Goldmember. But Tropic Thunder was really bad. It was so bloody boring. I ended up stepping outside to take the clothes off of the line just to get away from it. Yes, you are reading this correctly. I chose manual labor over watching a “comedy”!
In the end, we ended up stopping the movie and throwing the new season of Scrubs into the DVD player and sit back and enjoy some good laughs…


Samuel L Jackson Does Joe Dolce's 'Shaddup You Face'

Brilliant.


Red Band Marine Recruiting Video

A recently declassified Marine recruiting video done by the Harding Institute under contract from the U.S.Marine Corps. The Harding Institute were asked to make a “hardcore recruiting video” and this is what they came up with.