27 Dresses Movie Review

Someone please get me a bullet. Please bludgeon me to death with a blunt object so I don’t have to watch 27 Dresses again.

I like to think that I am a good husband. Tonight, my wife asks me to grab a DVD because there isn’t anything on TV.
I ask “What would you like to see?”
Her responses are “Either Atonement or 27 Dresses“.
Already, you can see my dilemma. Both movies have the potential to be crap, but both movies have some hot babes. Katherine Heigl or Keira Knightley, who to choose? Off to Blockbuster I go. I walk around picking up both movies and examining them both. I also pick up The Darjeeling Limited with Owen Wilson in it.
But, I put that back down knowing that the missus wanted something else. I sigh, choose 27 Dresses, pay the pimply kid at Blockbuster and head home. We enjoy a nice dinner and put the movie on. Right from the start I knew it was going to suck. I was hoping that watching Katherine Heigl would help ease my pain. She didn’t. I thought “Hopefully she will get her cans out”. She did not.
Now, I like Katherine, she was great in Knocked Up, but she really let me down in this movie. I couldn’t wait for it to end. I was counting the minutes, counting the seconds but it just dragged on and on and on.
Guys, don’t hire this movie. It is too painful. Get your wife/girlfriend to choose something else. Trust me on this one. If you are rewarded with sex afterwards, then well done.
However, if you are not, dont say I didnt warn you…